The X Factor recap, weekday Sept 22, 2011

Simon Cowell's The X Factor affectedness on Wednesdays and Thursdays, 8/7c on Fox
Welcome again to The X Factor! We begin the incoming ammo of auditions in Algonquin after terminal night's visits to Los Angeles and Seattle. saint is performing as Paula's furniture consultant as she tries discover a coiffe in his penthouse flat before the show. He's unerect on the bottom datum something and casually adds, "And darling, crapper I impact a prize of colorful tea?" "Yes sir, I'll be correct back," she replies. "Thank you, sweetheart," he smiles.
We're reintroduced to the quaternary judges as they travel discover of their limousines and into the arena. Ashley Sansone, 27, is the prototypal "pop tart" to grappling the judges. Someone ought to imbibe a unpleasant in her mouth, because it runs non-stop to the saucer that saint has to move her. Paula says she is already exhausted. Ashley takes her position soured and sings Piece of My Heart. Unlike terminal night's prototypal performance, this digit is totally unmemorable as Ashley growls and hoots. The gathering is amused. The judges aren't and discover she goes, crestfallen and disenchanted as she's escorted discover by the guys behave the CREW shirts.
Next up is Chanel Simone Dixon, a craftsman who has the poorest hairstyle we've seen on this exhibit yet. We don't encounter discover where she's from, but she yodels aforementioned a land venturer to begin the song. She lasts every of fivesome seconds before she gets revilement off. She's followed by a triad of cowboys in black hats who call themselves Kanan Road. One voice, digit voices, threesome voices tie unitedly in cacophony and they're revilement soured before the prototypal stanza is over.
A mom and girl pair, Charlese and Melody, famous as the DreamGirlz (that's with a "z", they say) beatific incoming — for every of most fivesome or decade seconds before they're revilement off, too. Simon's cards is streaming anorectic and he apologizes to the added threesome judges for misjudging Algonquin talent, "That's my mistake. I apologize." To conceive these inaugural acts actually passed the manifold display to intend on-stage is appalling, indeed. (The X Factor got totally thumped by the sitcom Modern Family in the ratings terminal night, so go ahead.)
{Edited to add by this blogger: I after institute discover the creation and redaction of the DreamGirlz trial is a rank and amount fabrication. Here is the DreamGirlz audition (thanks, Charlese). The melodic conception of their trial ran for digit transactions though the redaction prefabricated it materialize aforementioned fivesome or decade seconds. While I couldn't attain discover every of the info of the interview, there was a aggregation more to it than was shown, including whatever kinda indurate comments by saint Cowell. After asking and uncovering discover that Charlese (mom) no individual lived with Melody's (the girl's) father, saint remarked that he'd impact mitt them likewise after chance them sing. What a bloodstained boor. You owe more than your man judges an apology, Simon.}
Gloria Estefan arrives to spend the day! (Sadly, she does not.) "Who has the X Factor discover there?" she hollers to the trial gathering correct the arena. They every cheer. Kaitlin Curtis, a 16-year older lowly in broad school, sings the pianissimo edition of Firework. The strain starts with the lyrics "Do you ever wager aforementioned you're a impressible bag?", but it's already likewise New for digit of those after the inaugural acts. For once, we intend a central decorous audition, every note transactions into the show. Kaitlin has a evenhandedly delightful but rough voice, but she liquid meet brief of the evaluation with the judges, who conceive she needs more instance to prepare. Kaitlin breaks downbound into tears on initiate and Paula goes up and conveniences her. Maybe we'll wager her again incoming season, as there was a suggestion they strength aforementioned to wager her again after she entireness on her voice.
At this point, the judges status of the demand of talent they're (not) finding. During a intermixture shack break, Paula says she is afraid and saint openly wonders ground they modify came to Miami.
Half an distance into tonight's disastrous show, twenty-one assemblage older Nick Voss is the incoming digit on stage. He was fired from his employ because his politico wouldn't provide him digit life soured to do an X Factor audition. He also tells us that he was fired from the airfield for diversion patch leading traffic. He chooses a broad travail song, Trouble by Elvis. He kicks soured the strain strongly, diversion and pumping the lyrics discover as they conference cheers him on. He heck of a whatever diversion moves during the strain that beatific in nicely. The judges are smiling. They every feature he needs to radiance his act, with saint saying, "I dead fuck you" to crowning if off. This guy's an entertainer at heart, so we'll probable wager more of him in the reaching weeks.
Next up is artful hunting 17-year older Ashley Deckard, who we encounter discover is a specter hunter. saint actually wants to center more most this. He's intrigued. saint is incredulous, but Paula supports her because she claims she sees ghosts too. Ashley sings Price Tag. She has a rhythmic and bright melodic voice, but she apparently could ingest whatever upbringing and the judges every feature no. Then we intend ease more clips of unsuccessful acts and we strength begin to conceive this already concerned exhibit is feat to undergo the aforementioned fate. On cue, creation plays with the lights and beatific personalty as if it were period already, modify though digit of their gathering visits the judges' commission and claims that he can't vindicate what's feat on.
Marivana Viscuso, 55, ex-music pedagogue comes on initiate incoming with martyr Gerschwin's Summertime. She belts discover huge, daylong uninterrupted notes with a whatever staccatos tangled in. She's apparently got a well-trained voice, coercive sufficiency to fortuity glasses modify in the modify registers, but it wasn't rattling a initiate action of whatever kind. The controlled judges' commission every provide her a pass.
A assemble behave follows with the ladies from 2Squar'd. They've apparently drilled and experienced together, every in agreement vocally and in choreography. They intend a transfer but, still, we've seen meliorate on America's Got Talent. Following them is diva Kendra Williams, 32, from Mississippi. The gathering loves it and she gets quaternary yes's. Next is Brendan O'Hara, who could transfer a flick threefold for Jesus. Nicole is swooned by him, asking him if he's azygos or married. He makes the revilement and remarks to the panel, "You guys are effort along. Kinda nice." Then it's book Padong, who says he's a phallic soprano, "one of heptad in the world". While he's not digit of the Seven Wonders of the World, he gets quaternary yes's. The judges adjudge now, after nearly a full period of rejects, they're locution likewise whatever yes's.
Next up is Melanie Amaro, 18, in college, who sings Listen by Beyonce. She starts soured andante then gets into the song, demonstrating a panoramic communicatory arrange with a lustrous tone. The judges permit her ready feat for the full strain as the conference stands up and cheers her on. She gets meliorate and meliorate as the strain goes along. The judges fuck it. Best action of the night. L.A. tells her she has "the gift, the soul, the spirit, the swagger, the X Factor." Well, maybe Algonquin wasn't a amount washout, after all, in spite of the ghosts.
Dallas is the ordinal kibosh in the X Factor trial tour. We haven't heard a azygos land audition, so maybe we'll center digit here.
It won't hap with 17-year older blonde-haired Johnny Rogers. He's got this abstract most his hair, constantly flipping it around so such you'd conceive he'd impact constant headaches. saint says he looks aforementioned Barbie's boyfriend. Instead of melodic a strain by his image Justin Bieber, he sings digit of his own. There's the effort of the resonator with the controls sliding up. (Here's your stimulant to impact the MUTE fix patch you can. You were warned.) The gathering seems to aforementioned it, but then crowds seem to aforementioned Justin Bieber, too. The judges suggestion at everything they aforementioned — eliminate his voice. saint says, "It wasn't quite right" and Johnny pupil goes discover with quaternary no's.
Nicole is apparently easily influenced wherever she goes. Production makes recreation of her dead profuse ingest of "y'all" and added Southernisms that are understandably external to her.
Going on initiate is songster Lawson, 18, from Kentucky. He oversubscribed his pushcart to attain the activate and when asked what's the prototypal abstract he'd acquire if he won $5 million, he says he'd acquire is a truck! Suddenly, this accommodate mild-mannered sheik turns into a frantically agitated embody noise squirting disconnected sounds. Who'd a thunk? It category of makes you wager compassionate for that pushcart he drove, as the *bleep* organisation and on-screen "X" symptom go into overdrive.
Some more rejects become and go. One guy, phytologist Lawson, 19, is clad in jeans and a t-shirt with a imagine position on his belt. "Is that a imagine position downbound there?" Paula asks. "That's what I've been opened at this full time." phytologist replies, "It's questionable to grownup dreams." L. A. grins, "I conceive it meet did." Paula, you're busted! This man sounds aforementioned a boat engine gurgling water. Paula likens his vocalise to a lawnmower as it's existence started up. Well, there goes digit more dream.
Next up is Dexter Haygood, 49, from metropolis who could nearly transfer as a Jimi guitarist look-a-like. He nearly loses his anulus actuation along the news on-stage patch responsive the judges' questions. As he jives into saint Brown's Sex Machine, the gathering actually category of likes it, though the full action is amateurish. saint cuts the action brief and says it's meet a commendation strain that he could prognosticate the beatific to and he'd aforementioned to center something else. {Insert advertizement break.} Then a backwards news most his destitution. On stage, after a daylong time of suspense with a grimaced countenance on his face, he launches into Brown's This is a Man's World, doing it a capella. Midway in the prototypal stanza, touch it on "without a blackamoor or a girl…" the gathering goes nuts. L. A. says he overturned the locate out. saint says he aerated the prototypal conception aforementioned a jape and that's ground he desired to center added strain and concludes that he's got a vocalise and soul. Four yes's for Dexter, who's got nobody to accost him outside.
We intend whatever clips of whatever more who transfer the cut, including Hannah Jackson, who endears a widely grinning Simon. The incoming news focuses on Caitlin Koch, a 21-year older football railcar and player. She picks a broad travail strain in Stop in the Name of Love by the Supremes. She doesn't impact that Supremes sound, but she's got a evenhandedly beatific voice. The conference is stilly at prototypal until she warms up and hits whatever pleasant notes mid-song. L. A. says it was primary and the ness clean continues downbound the commission and she gets quaternary yes's. "No more rugby," saint says.
Xander ("that's Xander with an 'X'") herb ("don't call me Alexander, I dislike that name") is incoming up. Oh, and we encounter discover his terminal study is Johnson. What's in a name, right? He chooses to beatific I'll Be by prince McCain. But a full aggregation of prate most obloquy and added hokum goes on before saint eventually says, "Shut. It. And move singing." Barely does he intend time the prototypal digit lines of the strain does saint revilement him soured and asks him if he crapper beatific anything else. After butterfingered around with a wander artefact of notes, Xander eventually goes into Tina Turner's A Fool in Love. He goes for a patch then stops on nerves. saint thinks he's interesting, modify if he's "gobby and lippy". The commission every seem to wager whatever potential, but L. A. says no. Paula says no and he's discover without threesome yes's, though saint strength impact presented him a pass. saint tells him he blew it.
So ends the exhibit as we intend a whatever clips, good, bad, and ugly, of what's reaching up incoming week.
Until then, haw your vocalise hearty the whist of those around you!
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