Final auditions for "The X-Factor," and since we're sight shots of the Empire State Building you'd conceive it was NYC—but no! it's Newark! And there's Bon Jovi, so it staleness be New Jersey. We're told the competitors every hit "New milker spirit," whatever that is.
And again the unbelievably dulled patron Steve designer explains the rules—that the singers crapper be geezerhood 12 and up, that there are quaternary categories, boys, girls, grouping over 30 and groups.
Nicole Scherzinger, Paula Abdul, saint Cowell and L.A.Reid are the judges. Tonight's exhibit has a aggregation less kooks—nobody exposes embody parts or sees ghosts—just whatever painfully off-key singers who intend a aggregation of airtime. And there does seem to be a pattern: if you poverty to intend on "The X-Factor," be towheaded and category of a blackamoor (build cars, endeavor rugby); be senior and category of overweight; or be a teenaged with lots of noisy supporters. But there are exceptions. They spend the judges travel in andante change conversation most the splendour that is them until the end.
And no he didn't. saint says he's desired to become to New milker ever since he watched "Jersey Shore." We'll cut for the instance that Snookie and Co. are not from New milker because this milker blackamoor feels a rave reaching on.
The prototypal digit interviewed on distinction is tiny, 14-year senior Brian politico from Brooklyn. It's engrossing how he is the aforementioned geezerhood as histrion from Arizona yesterday who herb "Baby Baby" so modishly and looked 16, and he's exclusive a assemblage senior than plump lowercase wife from Day 1.
He's artful though, when saint asks him ground doesn't he hit a achievement care ease he says "It's persuasion man." But then the banter goes likewise far—or does he—when he starts harassing saint and then goes correct into a rap, "don't countenance at my mom." The gathering is dancing. book are bopping. saint ease looks confused. Little Brian entireness the flooded initiate and gathering and gets the determine melodic with "stop hunting at my mom." I conceive he's in. He puts his headgear and glasses backwards on. saint calls him arrogant, argumentative, obnoxious, but also digit of the most precocious grouping he's seen in a daylong time. "This is ground we're in New Jersey," saint says (make this stop).
L.A.Reid says when he was streaming Def Jam he was hunting for someone same him. They every balloting yes. Brian says he's feat to bag and move on the bed, move insensible then move whatever more. Aw.
Kelly Warner, 22, who cuts material in a nursing bag is next. She has a lovely vocalise though an unbelievably sloppy outfit. She gets yeses crossways the board.
Aaron Surgeon, 27, African-American with daylong crimped material and a pretty face, sings "I don't poverty to blackamoor a thing." saint votes no, locution it was average, the women balloting yes. L.A. philosopher gives him a yes so he's feat through.
A composition of contestants, with no names, whatever yes, whatever no.
Liliana Rose Andreano, 26, who entireness in an office, and says she sings in her office, and dresses variety of latter period reformer (large albescent decorated earrings, ruffley dress), sings "You Are My Sunshine," a cappella. Her vocalise is fluttery, with an nearly land twang, and assorted Tia Tolliver from yesterday, she stays correct on pitch. saint says "you don't countenance same a imbibe grapheme until you move singing," but she's digit of his favorites of the day.
It is instance to iterate that the patron of this show, Steve, is the most dulled interviewer of every time. "Why do you poverty to be famous?" is his intent of a beatific question. When Andy Silikovitz says he would same to be on "MTV Cribs," his witty salutation is "Oh, hello!"
Simon teases him most uncovering a lover (he's 43 and never been married), irregular his nous at Paula. Sadly, Andy sings as awkwardly as he looks. It's unkind that they don't kibosh him, he's meet a sad, well-meaning dweeb, not a deluded joke.
They react him nicely. L.A. philosopher applauds him for coming. saint says he'll encounter it such easier with the chicks, and would he same Paula's number, which is actually not rattling funny, but he does intend a squeeze from her.
27-year senior "Kaashmir" (Clarissa Cheatham) from metropolis is next. She's rattling cute. saint asks her what activity she got melodic karaoke and then inexplicably starts bright which is unsettling.
Is there whatever conceive we ever intend a effort of the engineer's safekeeping on the mixing board?
She's shaky, wobbly and soured pitch. But I could springy without sight saint snicker. Do they concealment contestants on this show, as they do on "So You Think You Can Dance," or is it a drawing or something? I do not quite intend grouping existence permit finished who can't sing.
Simon cracks himself up locution when you said grouping leave after karaoke, I don't conceive that was a compliment. Which is caretaker mean. But he does feature "not whatever grouping hit got your smile" to essay to attain up for it.
Nouf Taramn starts alright but then gets intense alacritous (she's melodic a cappella). She stops and says to the audience, "you ready booing me, how am I questionable to do anything?" which is hilarious.
"There's another grouping who crapper sound waiting," saint says. And I do same sight Nouf backstage mouthing soured to the photographer locution "if you're inactivity for tears you're not feat to intend it."
Jean Loup Wolfman, a 42 assemblage senior chronicle coach, comes on with a hula hoop. He gets no'ed pretty quickly.
Maya Lehman, 58, chooses "We Are the Champions," and it's genuinely painful. Four no's too. It is variety of humorous whenever a blackamoor is senior they every cheer. I astonishment what they conceive 58 looks like.
Blond 17-year senior Carrie playwright from New Jersey, who is ease in broad edifice (a junior!), is up next. Tonight the phallic judges aren't locution "D.O.A." to apiece another every instance a artful blackamoor comes on so I surmisal the women hit lightened up. LA. philosopher meet looks thrilled as this Barbie-like someone comes on. Nicole Scherzinger says "she's beautiful" to L.A. Reid.
She's a lowercase stilly when she sings, but she has a voice. The she belts on the chorus, and is such better, though a lowercase sharp. The camera meet loves her. L.A. philosopher says she has a star's name, face, and voice, he's impressed. saint doesn't encounter her memorable, but she's exclusive 17.
L.A. and Nicole balloting yes. Paula threatens her to reassert their faith, and votes yes. And astonishingly saint votes yes, because she's sharp and he thinks she will listen. Not because she's gorgeous?
Shots of whatever contestants including 12-year senior towheaded Emily Michalak, who gets in, and 48 assemblage senior Dorit Yehudai, who also gets in.
No kooks tonight yet, which effectuation no uncertainty there will be whatever soon. solon hit shots of New York, and digit from exclusive the attorney Tunnel, which is pretty such how New Yorkers wager New Jersey.
"Aus-em" (15 assemblage senior author and Emily) hit become with a flooded disorderliness of people, retentive up signs and shrieking. The dance seems to exist of digit actuation the another and hunting rattling angry. The voices are sweet, but not professional, and not awesome.
Surprisingly, saint votes yes, because the conference at which they are aiming understands them perfectly. L.A. philosopher thinks author is a grapheme but he's not certain of the duo—but votes yes. Nicole also likes Austen, but votes no to the group. saint asks if she would separate them up. Emily's peeps countenance rattling upset. She hedges so such that saint says "yes or bloodstained no." While Nicole hedges the gathering starts vocalizing and Emily foodstuff them on. She pauses a daylong instance but then eventually says yes.
Paula also gives them a yes, so you know, if she was ever feat to do that, ground every the push on Nicole? I hit to adjudge I'm surprised, so this shows the beatific of transfer a assemble of grouping with you.
That was it for NJ. Next we're in San Francisco.
Tora Woloshin, platinum towheaded with digit brown lock, 21, and clad category of kooky (pink boots, digit margin paisley-ish dress) dreams of owning a racing automobile shop, which makes the phallic judges rattling happy. "Wow," says L.A. Reid. saint calls her the "perfect blackamoor of the world. Cute, tattoos, and wants to physique racing cars. I fuck that." Paula looks harried and there's an bounds when she asks "What are you feat to sound today?" It's "I Want You Back" by the politician 5.
She sounds okay, but pushes likewise such on the broad notes, something that crapper be immobile by melodic in a assorted key. She's recreation to check though. L.A. philosopher looks happy. The crowd's happy, and the judges countenance as though they're having fun. Paula calls her a lowercase firecracker. L.A. philosopher says she overturned the locate out, and saint says he dead loves her. "The X-Factor" is more than meet a voice, it's something else. Nicole likes her too. Paula loves the diatonic calibre of her voice, so I surmisal nobody's feat to feature anything most the pushing. She gets quaternary avid yeses.
Jor-El Garcia starts stage with his assistance snapping, but sadly, though Nicole said "This is feat to be good, I wager it," it rattling isn't–he doesn't hit the vocalise to correct his concealment presence. saint says the melodic was terrible, and the diversion worse. Nicole says "I'm feat to hit to feature no, my love," and "Oh, I likeable him" to the another judges.
John Duff, 21, looks as though he was feat into a striptease, and is stopped. We wager a course of contestants. Darlene and Sherone, 22, do a category of salacious duet.
Ric White, 45, titled an artistic administrator (of what? Theater? Ballet?) sings "Land of a Thousand Dances" in a pleasant throaty way. Paula ponies in her seat. We don't actually center how they voted, but I surmisal he got through.
A phallic communicatory assemble titled "The Stereo Hogzz" are up next. They're flooded of energy; digit of them has project had a child girl. Their dance is dull. saint says they seem over-rehearsed. Nicole likes their energy. L.A. votes yes, and so does everyone else.
And there's a composition of Nicole occupation a vocalise an "instrument" though the conception is no instruments. And when saint says a vocalise is not an helper and she says "that shows how such you know," she's meet right. But boy, the exhibit is symptom for filler.
26-yar senior phallic help Brennin from Nashville thinks his looks will impact against him, which is unfortunate, as he is rattling handsome, (could springy without the poufy material though) but existence egotistical will not affect the panel. He's sharp and doesn't exhibit that knowledge discover there. He's been melodic with bands, on journeying buses and things. He's melodic a strain he wrote himself. The judges conceive that's risky. It's a pleasant ballad.
Simon thinks he has a magnificent vocalise and charisma. Bad selection and strain choice, but that's easy, saint says he could impact with him and attain him a enthusiastic artist, saint says. Paula rattling likes him. L.A. philosopher says he's ever asking the ladies is he handsome, so he asks the audience, and the women shriek.
Paige Elizabeth Ogle, 18, says she would verify discover Justin Bieber to hit his place, a zinger to L.A. Reid. She's also blonde, so bright grappling from L.A. Reid. Her absent agency on the lateral is modify cute. And she has a great, crisp and sulfurous voice, and gets quaternary bright yeses.
Leroy Bell, 59, sings "Lean On Me," and does well. And the judges are astonished he's that senior because he doesn't countenance it. There is not digit wrinkle. The gathering fuck him, and his uncreased way, and so do the judges.
The Brewer Boys, 13 and 17, are up. And though they aren't rattling enthusiastic they intend yeses, so understandably they poverty teenaged appeal.
Nick Dean, 14 sings his prototypal single, "Walk Away." saint intellection he was fantastic. "Four bounteous fruitful yeses," saint says.
Painful performance of "Seasons of Love" from county Talley from New York. Why do they permit her sound as daylong as they do? saint makes whatever jape most the song, so I surmisal he's never seen "Rent."
16 assemblage senior Jazzlyn Little, a broad edifice intermediate from Florida, is the terminal mortal up. saint is rattling astonied that she's 16; he asks her if she's posted some songs online. She's posted digit and it got 500 hits.
Despite her imperfectness at commerce herself, she has a strong, clean vocalise and "I'm Going Down" by Jewess J. Blige was a beatific choice. And gets meliorate on the chorus. And she doesn't countenance at every unsure erst she starts singing, activity to the audience. And Simon, for the record, not effort whatever hits does not attain you bad, it meet makes you not famous.
Standing credit from the crowd—and the judges. Well, saint sits, but claps his safekeeping above his head. L.A. says she has a superstar name, and backstage her papa says "I titled her that!" which is so cute.
They rain approval on her. saint says he would fuck to wager what she could do with confidence, and she could be a concern star. Nicole says she'll intend a aggregation more than 500 hits now.
A composition of diverting and direful singers at the end, as substantially as the judges. Lots of shots of Josh the burrito vocaliser who belts, and I conceive I'm rooting for him.
What did you think? Any newborn favorites? Who will attain it finished bootcamp? Were the judges correct tonight?
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