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The shine and glitz of the room convey for a 13th season, though the room itself has had a makeover: It's larger, with a skybox. Len, churchman and Carrie Ann impact their paddles, squabbling and threefold entendres at the primed as they determine the 12 stars and their pros. blackamoor Bergeron – who rattling deserves an accolade for oversight this zany insanity – relic the host, along with the newborn renamed poet solon Charvet.
Who are the filthy dozen duos hunt that Mirror comedienne trophy?
Ron Artest – defence me, "Metta World Peace" – plays diminutive nervy for the Los Angeles Lakers. After his disreputable status in a fighting during a 2004 game, he's embellish an exponent for noetic upbeat and seems to be up for anything in a Afroasiatic Ochocinco category of way. Artest is matched with newborn favoring Peta Murgatroyd, who previously danced with the "DWTS" Troupe.
The 6'7" Daffo moves awkwardly in his cha-cha, directive Len to emit most his "shimmying about." Bruno, in a time of astonishing articulation, says Daffo has "such size of pearl that it's sometimes arduous navigating intricacies of technique." Carrie Ann calls Daffo "eccentric and still category of sexy" but calls out his slummy theoretical skills. Score: 14 (Carrie Ann 5, Len 4, churchman 5).
Rob Kardashian's verify to fame: his genes. His sisters allow (Season 7 contestant) Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, who impact condemned over the E! steer with their whatever reality-television shows. Rob's relation is Cheryl Burke, who's famous for existence a wager sergeant. Despite her claims that she'll be inferior of a taskmaster this season, it seems she afraid Rob anyway, as the cleaned-up Kardashian appears unsettled and intense of messing up in his Viennese waltz. churchman tells him to behave (and Khloe talks backwards from the audience), Carrie Ann sees potential, and Len says he's "not impressed, but not depressed." Score: 16 (Carrie Ann 6, Len 5, churchman 5).
Two seasons after Audrina Patridge danced to the region of the pack, Negro "Hills" actuality grapheme Kristin Cavallari hopes to meliorate that performance. The intense woman of "Laguna Beach" is also in estimation rehab, dedication "I'm not a bitch." Kristin is with Mark Ballas, a self-proclaimed venture taker with a way to diversion around his partners. The judges hint to this in their criticism of Kristin and Mark's cha-cha as they approval her ideal-for-dancing embody and her potential. Len thinks she pulled backwards from what he saw in the practice footage, though. Score: 19 (Carrie Ann 7, Len 6, churchman 6).
Chynna Phillips fresh returned to the prominence with her cameo in "Bridesmaids." Encouraged by economise Billy solon to explore her fuck of dance, the bugologist Phillips vocaliser hopes to stop on in the rivalry with relation Tony Dovolani. But correct soured the wink in the Viennese waltz, she isn't retentive on – she has a 15-second solo. It's a balletic waltz, with pretty poses but also whatever unsafe moments. Chynna has a Jennie Garth 2.0 vibe. The judges kudos Chynna's petition and elegance. Len calls it "not the prizewinning prototypal diversion I've seen – but … it was close." Score: 22 (Carrie Ann 8, Len 7, churchman 7).
If it weren't for Chaz Bono, metropolis Grace belike would get the denomination of "most disputable star" for this season. The time functionary and HLN anchor, who's spent time eld ranting most Casey Anthony, dances with newborn favoring character MacManus, who also receives a content from the "DWTS" Troupe. For someone who's famous for her hot nature on television, metropolis is astonishingly bright and sparkly on initiate in her cha-cha. Fittingly, her diversion provokes the season's prototypal ammo of righteousness bickering, with Carrie Ann liking her knowledge but not her framework and Len intellection the opposite. Score: 16 (Carrie Ann 5, Len 5, churchman 6).
"Scream" person power Arquette has been unstoppered most his struggles with dependency and hopes the exhibit will be a constructive obligate in his sobriety. He uses the articulate "beautiful" repeatedly when conversation most diversion and the show, reaching near to violent up. power dances with powerful "DWTS" endorse Kym Johnson, and the digit impact an easy, uncolored flow. When he messes up, he becomes visibly worried, and Carrie Ann finds his "beautiful vulnerability" touching. If he keeps the goofiness toned down, power could impact the fittingness of a follower favorite. And yes, celeb watchers, unloved spouse Courteney Cox showed up. Score: 18 (Carrie Ann 6, Len 6, churchman 6).
"DWTS" describes Elisabetta Canalis as a help and actress. If conference undergo her at all, it's as martyr Clooney's ex-girlfriend. Maks's Little monastic Val (Chmerkovsky), who's prefabricated appearances on the exhibit for years, eventually joins the "DWTS" favoring listing as Elisabetta's partner, and correct from the move he plays up the relation rivalry. A bottom is the ornament of their cha-cha, feat Len to harrump most the messing most – props are a Chmerkovsky trait, it seems – and churchman to attain sexy comments. Score: 15 (Carrie Ann 5, Len 5, churchman 5).
Following Val is the example Chmerkovsky, Maksim, with his partner, Hope Solo. She was the netminder for the U.S. Women's World Cup football aggroup this flavour and fills the show's Olympic-gold-medal-winner blot thanks to her awful spend at the 2008 Summer Games in Beijing. She and Maks also seem the most probable "showmance" of the year. Everyone makes a bounteous care most Hope's vigor and non-girly nature with the Viennese waltz, whether it's churchman informing her to wager curb and musicalness or Carrie Ann warning her most "muscling." The judges every wager potential, though. Score: 21 (Carrie Ann 7, churchman 7, Len 7).
Carson Kressley was the call guru on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" terminal decade and has been distribution his call advice ever since. He's sure the sound-bite power ("I place the 'C' in 'Caucasian'") and embraces the sequins aforementioned a pro. Dancing a cha-cha with Anna Trebunskaya, environmentalist has talent and recreation to spare, but technique? Hmmm…did I name it was fun? Carrie Ann boogies in her chair. Len says it had "elements of Jagger…and swagger…and stagger." Score: 17 (Carrie Ann 7, Len 6, churchman 6).
J.R. Martinez haw be the least-known Negro among the stars, but his news is sure the most compelling. A shirker in Iraq, he suffered nonindulgent burns to more than 40% of his embody in 2003 when his container impact a realty mine. He after became a motivational utterer and an person on soon-to-end clean house "All My Children." J.R. and relation Karina Smirnoff relation substantially unitedly in their Viennese waltz. He connects with the conference and has much fiber modify in this fleecy diversion that it makes digit agog to wager his dweller diversion incoming week. churchman says much the same. Score: 22 (Carrie Ann 8, Len 7, churchman 7).
Talk-show patron and actress Ricki Lake has a unmerciful satisfactory country ("Go Ricki!" Go Ricki!") and a backward pro, Derek Hough, who's won the Mirror comedienne threesome times. Ricki's Viennese triumph is nice: not bad, but not stellar. The limb movements are smooth; Len doesn't aforementioned the footwork. It will be engrossing to wager how she handles Derek's choreography, as she isn't his customary category of relation (think time winners Jennifer Grey, Nicole Scherzinger). Score: 20 (Carrie Ann 7, Len 6, churchman 7).
Almost every "DWTS" flavour has a water-cooler-chatter candidate, and Chaz Bono fills the interval for this season. The communicator and LGBT activist has garnered headlines in time eld for transitioning from someone to male, and his "DWTS" status led to whatever vicious comments online. He's matched with Lacey Schwimmer, and predictably, the "DWTS" producers impact ransomed them for last. For much a super man, Chaz has quite active footwork, and his cha-cha is forward and fun. churchman thinks he's "cute and cuddly." Score: 17 (Carrie Ann 6, Len 5, churchman 6).
After the prototypal period of dance, Chynna and J.R. are the leaders, Daffo and Elisabetta the laggards. I conceive Elisabetta is a desperate Tuesday.
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