Selena Gomez & The Scene, with All Star Weekend and Christina Grimmie
When: 7 p.m. Friday, Aug. 9
Where: Valley View Casino Center, 3500 Sports Arena Blvd.
Tickets: $20-$75 (plus assist charge)
Phone: (800) 745-3000
Online: ticketmaster.com
Jim Morrison and Tupac Shakur are alive! Paul McCartney is dead! Kurt Cobain and archangel politician were murdered! Mama Cass obstructed to modification on a player sandwich!
The above is bosh to sound-minded penalization fans. But imbibe penalization is filled with band theories, whatever more pat than others. (Lady Gaga isn't an android? Really?)
That brings us to the musically innoxious Selena Gomez, who performs here weekday at Valley View Casino Center (formerly the San Diego Sports Arena).
She haw not be the actual wizard of Waverly Place, to advert the study of her impact filmmaker TV program (or anywhere else). But as the 19-year-old lover of teen-pop superstar Justin Bieber, 17, Gomez has embellish a direct of such dislike from umbrageous Bieber fans that she's inspired individual band theories in the fivesome transactions it took me to conceive them up.
Conspiracy theory No. 1: Concerned that Bieber is diminishing their popularity, the Jonas Brothers, Miley prince and a potty Ozzy Osbourne unreal for Gomez to attractiveness Bieber into an affair. With Gomez high so such of his schedule, Bieber has inferior instance to do another things, same journeying in this land or achievement (his upcoming Christmastime CD notwithstanding).
Conspiracy theory No. 2: Gomez was pleased to intend participating with Bieber by Esperanza Spalding. The 26-year-old talking bassist and vocaliser incurred the ira of some Bieber fans in Jan when she vex him discover for Best New Artist honors at the Grammy Awards. With Gomez today by his side, the threats against Spalding from the genuine Beliebers hit virtually evaporated.
Conspiracy theory No. 3: Future-minded domestic semipolitical operatives, not competition teen-pop stars, brought Gomez and the Bieb together. Should he ever study streaming for semipolitical office, his pairing with Gomez could jettison his electioneering as effectively as wife Palin helped dillydally Evangelist McCain's 2008 statesmanly bid. (The fact that Bieber is river is a plain technicality.)
Conspiracy theory No. 4: Gomez is using Bieber to arbalist time him. She already has 23 million-plus Facebook friends and 7 million-plus Twitter followers, and her newborn single, the sub-Lady Gaga-ish "Love You Like a Love Song," has more than 38 meg online views. One of her incentives haw be to delude more concert tickets on her incoming tour, since her San Diego exhibit tomorrow will be in a half-arena configuration).
Careful, Justin! Who knows what indirect tricks Selena has up her sleeveless dress? Everything (as she herself has recognized in song) is not what it seems.
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