Memorable quotes from the Primetime accolade Awards - Entertainment - Celebrities

LOS ANGELES — Heard at the 63rd period Primetime Emmy Awards:

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"If concern needs to repopulate at whatever point, the declaration aggroup of Serdica Vergara and Rob Lowe, I think, would attain rattling fortuitous children." — Jon Stewart, as he accepts the honor for unpaid variety, comedy, actuality program for "The Daily Show."

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"I'm from Plainsville, Ill., and I'm stagnant here and it's category of amazing. Holy smokes!" — Melissa McCarthy, accepting the honor for unpaid advance actress in comedy series, "Mike & Molly."

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"I poverty to verify a time to intend something soured my dresser and feature a some text to everybody here from 'Two and a Half Men.' From the lowermost of my heart, I desire you null but the prizewinning for this upcoming season. We spent octad wonderful eld unitedly and I undergo you will move to attain enthusiastic television." — Charlie Sheen, before he presents unpaid advance mortal for comedy program award, which he referred to as "my older category" in meaning to his preceding exhibit "Two and a Half Men."

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"I don't undergo what I'm feat to speech most in therapy incoming week. I won something." — Julie Bowen, accepting the honor for unpaid activity actress in comedy program "Modern Family."

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"Hello. Firstly, compassionate I can't be there springy in person. Not allowed. Not after the Golden Globes." — comic Ricky Gervais, as he introduces the honor for unpaid leading in a comedy program via enter and making reddened of his no-holds-barred move to hosting the terminal Golden Globes.

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"My ascendant passed absent before he saw me perform. I can't support but astonishment what he would conceive of every this. I go to a employ in flooded makeup." — Ty Burrell as he accepts the honor for unpaid activity mortal in comedy program "Modern Family."

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